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Dont Touch Me

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About this Design How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.
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When Frogs Cry T-Shirt
When Frogs Cry T-Shirt
How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.



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About this Design Assert your higher class upon the peasants that crowd your life with their dirty bodies, and clutter your streets with their cheap cloths, and breath your air with their hideous mouths. This mug is the perfect gift for haters, sassy classy smart assy bitches, people who value their personal space, and disgruntled coffee drinkers not in the mood for your bullshit.
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Don't Touch Me Peasant Coffee Mug
Don't Touch Me Peasant Coffee Mug
Assert your higher class upon the peasants that crowd your life with their dirty bodies, and clutter your streets with their cheap cloths, and breath your air with their hideous mouths. This mug is the perfect gift for haters, sassy classy smart assy bitches, people who value their personal space, and disgruntled coffee drinkers not in the mood for your bullshit.
About this Design Don't touch me. Just don't do it. Keep the hands of the oppressing patriarchy off your feminist body with this nerdy, video game inspired, feminism, 8-bit Super Mario inspired shirt! Pair up with Princess Peach and rescue yourself from the clutches of misogyny!
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Don't Touch Me T-Shirt
Don't Touch Me T-Shirt
Don't touch me. Just don't do it. Keep the hands of the oppressing patriarchy off your feminist body with this nerdy, video game inspired, feminism, 8-bit Super Mario inspired shirt! Pair up with Princess Peach and rescue yourself from the clutches of misogyny!
About this Design Ball Pythons are the best at telling people not to touch them, well they thing they are. They curl into a tight little ball so no one can hurt them and they look adorable while the do it! This cute feminist themed shirt for snake lovers is perfect for reptile keepers and fans of the precious little serpents we love so much!
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Don't Touch Me! (Ball Python) T-Shirt
Don't Touch Me! (Ball Python) T-Shirt
Ball Pythons are the best at telling people not to touch them, well they thing they are. They curl into a tight little ball so no one can hurt them and they look adorable while the do it! This cute feminist themed shirt for snake lovers is perfect for reptile keepers and fans of the precious little serpents we love so much!



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About this Design Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?
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Spaghettios With Franks Pattern AirPod Case
Spaghettios With Franks Pattern AirPod Case
Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?
About this Design Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?
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Spaghettios With Meatballs Pattern AirPod Case
Spaghettios With Meatballs Pattern AirPod Case
Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?
About this Design Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?
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Spaghettios Pattern AirPod Case
Spaghettios Pattern AirPod Case
Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?
About this Design Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly letters swimming in broth? Delicious and far from nutritious, but how better to say "I LOV U" than with pasta?
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Alphabet Soup Pattern AirPod Case
Alphabet Soup Pattern AirPod Case
Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly letters swimming in broth? Delicious and far from nutritious, but how better to say "I LOV U" than with pasta?
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