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You Are What You Eat So I Guess That Means I'm a Gallon Jug of Eggnog Tank Top
You Are What You Eat So I Guess That Means I'm a Gallon Jug of Eggnog Tank
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So you are what you eat, the saying goes. So with that in mind, that means, especially around Christmas and the holidays that I am just a giant gallon jug of Eggnog. Mixed with some whiskey or with some christmas santa cookies, eggnog is my holiday life. So drink up and say merry Christmas with this funny awesome holiday tee!

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So you are what you eat, the saying goes. So with that in mind, that means, especially around Christmas and the holidays that I am just a giant gallon jug of Eggnog. Mixed with some whiskey or with some christmas santa cookies, eggnog is my holiday life. So drink up and say merry Christmas with this funny awesome holiday tee!
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