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I Knit Because Hitting People Is Frowned Upon Baby One-Piece
I Knit Because Hitting People Is Frowned Upon Baby
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I Knit Because Hitting People Is Frowned Upon Baby One-Piece

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This shirt is perfect for the knitter who creates things because of the calming affect it has on you. If you get out your needles because it's easier than yelling at someone you're mad at - you might as well show it off around those annoying folks. Share that you're not afraid to hit someone but that you choose to avoid them by creating.

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This shirt is perfect for the knitter who creates things because of the calming affect it has on you. If you get out your needles because it's easier than yelling at someone you're mad at - you might as well show it off around those annoying folks. Share that you're not afraid to hit someone but that you choose to avoid them by creating.
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