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I Must Be A Vampire Because I Really Suck

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This sarcastic Halloween t shirt is for all self-aware vampires out there who know how nerdy and lame they really are. "I must be a vampire because I really suck", this funny vampire shirt is perfect for fans of sarcastic quotes, sarcasm, halloween shirts, vampire shirts, vampire jokes and vampire puns.

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Our fitted Men’s Heathered Tees are made with a soft tri-blend fabric. Featuring a crew neckline with sleeve and bottom hems for durability, these Tees look and feel great. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 50% Polyester, 25% Ring Spun Cotton, and 25% Rayon.{{ sku }}
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Claudia H.2018-10-10

Love this shirt

I'm a woman but I bought the men's Small since I like the fit better (for reference I'm 5'7" and 125 lbs). The shirt looks and fits great, is super soft, and holds up in the wash. Great buy
Color moss
Size sm
Erin C.2018-10-08

Killer

Sizing was great . I’m a broad shouldered lady and the men’s small fit great. The material blend is my favorite softness. The quality of the print seems great as well
Color heathered_maroon
Size sm
Scott M.2018-10-08

Very thin material, good graphics

Very thin material, good graphics
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size xl
Tricia N.2018-10-04

Love it!

Exactly what I wanted!!!
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size xl
Lyndsay R.2018-09-27

Nice shirt, but thin material

I love this shirt except that the material is very thin. The oatmeal color ends up a bit see-through.
Color oatmeal
Size md
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