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I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give V-Neck Tee
I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give Vneck
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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.
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