Summer Savings! $13.99 Cotton Tees and Facemasks starting at $9.99!
FREE US SHIPPING OVER $50 | FREE EXCHANGES & RETURNS
X

{{flyoutData.product.title}}

${{flyoutData.pricing.promotion.price}}
${{flyoutData.pricing.base_price}}Style: {{flyoutData.inventory.inventory_style.description}}Size: {{flyoutData.inventory.inventory_size.size}}Color: {{flyoutData.inventory.inventory_color.description}}Quantity: {{ flyoutData.quantity }}
1 item was added to your cart. Checkout
I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give Hooded Sweatshirts
I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give Hoodie
{{ currentStyleName }} / {{ currentColorName }}({{ sku }})

I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give Hooded Sweatshirts

${{ currentPromotionPrice.toFixed(2) }}${{ currentBasePrice.toFixed(2) }}

${{ currentBasePrice.toFixed(2) }}

({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} Reviews

Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

{{ typeData.description == 'Pullover' ? 'Crewneck Sweatshirt' : typeData.description }}

Select Style



{{ styleData.description }}

Select Size

Size Guide

Color


{{ title.text }}
{{ currentStyle.description }}
${{ basePrice }}
${{ salePrice }}
({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} Reviews

Please select a size before adding to cart

Also Available On

{{ firstRelatedProduct.defaults.style_description }}
{{ style.description }}
{{ relatedProduct.defaults.style_description }}
View All Styles
Product Story
Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.
Product Features
{{ currentStyle.long_description }}
Size Guide

{{ currentStyle.description }}

Please Note: Sizes Are Approximate

Click Here to view the complete size guide for all product styles.

Explore

About this Design

Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

Product Features

{{ currentStyle.long_description }}{{ sku }}

All Pullover Hoodie Product Reviews

(4.8) 61 Reviews

All {{ overall.style }} Product Reviews

({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} Reviews
Lyla M.2020-03-23

Awesome!!

I love my Chubby Unicorn Hoodie and T-shirt!! It is all I imagined it to be! Thank you very much💗🦄💓
Color white
Size sm
Karen W.2019-12-05

Great service and fast delivery

Great service and fast delivery
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Amanda J.2019-11-18

Omg

Omg did it keep me warm or what!!!!
Color cardinal_red
Size 3x
Emily B.2019-09-25

Great sweatshirt

I bought this for my 16 year old son, and he loves it. Good quality and design looks exactly like photo.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Ellen I.2019-09-05

Fit and Comfortable

Perfect Fit and hella comfortable
Color black
Size md
Summer K.2019-08-01

Love the hoodie!

It was a little thinner then expected, but it’s crazy cute and super comfy!
Color
Size
paula g.2019-07-21

Love this hoodie

Super soft and comfortable, my new favorite hoodie
Color black
Size lg
Anamaria J.2019-06-09

Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend,

Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend, he loved it!
Color purple
Size md
Sophia J.2019-05-13

Perfect!

The size, color and print were on point I’m so happy!
Color purple
Size xl
Darcelle H.2019-04-25

It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt

It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt now
Color heathered_gray
Size lg
{{ review.name }}{{ review.reviewed_at.split(' ')[0] }}

>

Color {{review.color}}
Size {{review.size}}
Load more reviews
;