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I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give Tank Top
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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.
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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

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Alana M.2019-05-27

Absolutely perfect!!

Order your regular size. The design came very new and smelly. I'm a little nervous to wash it, but I think it will be okay in cold water and air dried. It's so beautiful and soft!!
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size sm
Alana M.2019-05-27

Perfect fit and soft!!

Order your regular size. The design came very new. I'm a little nervous to wash it, but I think it will be okay in cold water and air dried. It's so beautiful and soft!!
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size md
Sonia L.2019-05-27

Good fit and comfy

Good fit and comfy
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size 2x
Fritz D.2019-05-19

Love it

Feels great and looks great. The new way they print it makes me nervous about putting it in the dryer though, so I did a hang dry.
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size lg
Serena R.2019-05-16

Good quality, but kinda big

Good quality, but kinda big
Color black
Size sm
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