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I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give T-Shirt
I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give Tee
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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.
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Sharyle P.2018-09-18

My son in law loved

My son in law loved it and so did his wife and daughter!
Color athletic_gray
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Tonya L.2018-09-16

Loved it

Shirt fit well out of the box and felt great.
Color black
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Christopher B.2018-09-15

This shirt turns heads!

Great soft shirt, quality printing and an awesome parody for the tea hers out there.
Color black
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Jack S.2018-09-14

I love this shirt

I saw a similar shirt on a Pinterest post and had to have it.
Color black
Size 3x
Evelyn D.2018-09-13

Fast Delivery

Love the shirt and the color is great. Thank You!
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