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I'd Love to Hang Out but I Have an Essay to Write on How Few Fucks I Give T-Shirt
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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.
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Avoid social situations and parties you don't feel like going to because you don't give a single fuck with this funny sassy t shirt! This design is perfect for people don't have a single fuck left to give who could write an entire college level essay on the subject, and just want to do whatever like watch netflix, sleep, read, eat pizza, go to the gym or just about anything else, really.

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Our fitted Men’s Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.{{ sku }}

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Leviathen J.2018-12-01

Boop

Boop
Color black
Size md
Rob H.2018-11-28

Runs small

Runs a whole size small wish it came in a xxxl got it for my dad
Color green
Size 2x
Jeffrey W.2018-11-24

T-Shirt

I’ve never felt so openly gay around my family. Boner jams and nuts smacking.
Color pool
Size 2x
Ben S.2018-11-23

Screenprint is slightly off but

Screenprint is slightly off but the customer support was great and overall I like the shirt!
Color black
Size md
Oliver T.2018-11-23

Shrinks Badly

Love the design, it was printed well and accurate. The t-shirt, however, shrunk at least a full size on its first wash, maybe even two sizes. Size up.
Color black
Size lg
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