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Guac Before Cock V-Neck Tee
Guac Before Cock Vneck
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Guac Before Cock V-Neck Tee

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There is one thing that's better than anything in this world and that's guacamole. Nothing brightens a day better than tasty chips and that green goodness. Especially if you don't want cock in your day, you'd prefer that chips and salsa dip. This shirt is perfect for the guacamole loving person in your life.

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There is one thing that's better than anything in this world and that's guacamole. Nothing brightens a day better than tasty chips and that green goodness. Especially if you don't want cock in your day, you'd prefer that chips and salsa dip. This shirt is perfect for the guacamole loving person in your life.
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There is one thing that's better than anything in this world and that's guacamole. Nothing brightens a day better than tasty chips and that green goodness. Especially if you don't want cock in your day, you'd prefer that chips and salsa dip. This shirt is perfect for the guacamole loving person in your life.

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Our fitted Men’s V-Neck tees are made with a soft tri-blend fabric. They feature a v-neckline, with sleeve and bottom hems for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 50% Polyester, 25% Ring-Spun Cotton, and 25% Rayon{{ sku }}

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Michael B.2018-11-30

Great service and great shirt!

Great service and great shirt!
Color heathered_black
Size md
Samantha H.2018-11-25

Best shirt ever

I'm obsessed with my STEM-inist shirt. I'm 5'4" and 36D/DD and the medium v-neck is loose and comfortable. I cannot stop wearing the shirt.
Color heathered_maroon
Size md
Sara B.2018-11-19

Rad shirt!!

Great quality. Super soft, love it!!
Color heathered_charcoal
Size 2x
Lori A.2018-11-16

A rock climber stole my heart t-shirt

The T-shirt seemed tight. My son always takes a medium & I'm afraid after he washes it, it will be too short & too tight as it barely fits now.The color & lettering was nice.
Color heathered_navy
Size md
Jennifer D.2018-11-04

Good shirt...wish there was a women's v-neck :/

It's ironic that a feminist t-shirt is available in a v-neck...for men. I ordered in an XL for my size 18 body, and it's baggy and long. ::sigh:: I guess I should've stuck with a crewneck tee, or a baseball tee. It's soft, so that's nice!
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Size xl
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