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Stroll into the Establishment Like "How Art Thou? I Hath a Large Phallus!" Racerback Tank
Stroll into the Establishment Like "How Art Thou? I Hath a Large Phallus!" Racerback
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walk up to the club like "how art thou? I hath a large phallus!" with this funny elizabethan lyric parody that would make Shakespeare himself proud! This funny parody is perfect for partying, going dancing, walking up to the club, going thrifting, impressing your english major friends, and boasting about your well endowed member.

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walk up to the club like "how art thou? I hath a large phallus!" with this funny elizabethan lyric parody that would make Shakespeare himself proud! This funny parody is perfect for partying, going dancing, walking up to the club, going thrifting, impressing your english major friends, and boasting about your well endowed member.
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walk up to the club like "how art thou? I hath a large phallus!" with this funny elizabethan lyric parody that would make Shakespeare himself proud! This funny parody is perfect for partying, going dancing, walking up to the club, going thrifting, impressing your english major friends, and boasting about your well endowed member.

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Our Athletic Junior’s Racerback features an exceedingly soft, mostly cotton tank, with hemmed comfortable racerback straps. Slim fitting with stretch. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 97% Cotton and 3% Spandex.{{ sku }}

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JoAnn M.2018-12-07

Fits too tight but I’ll

Fits too tight but I’ll wear it with a sleeved shirt or sweater. The sizing is waaaaaay off.
Color athletic_gray
Size 2x
Carina V.2018-11-26

You Can’t Lift With Us

Nicely Fitted. Vibrant pink color. Loved it!!
Color deep_pink
Size md
Sabrina B.2018-11-07

Love it

Love it
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
DANICA T.2018-10-31

Size is small, shirt is awesome

I bought a medium (my normal size) and had to request an exchange because it was way too small. I'm 5'8", 150 lbs, and an XL fits me like an American medium. Order up a size or two if you're unsure.
Color lavender
Size xl
Cindy N.2018-10-05

It doesn't fit very well...

I can't believe how small these shirts run...I got the largest size they have...and it's still tight. It'll probably shrink in the wash...and that will be that. Since it's so difficult to find a woman's fitting tank with this slogan on it...I was backed into a corner to buy this. I won't buy it again. Fortunately, it was discounted.
Color white
Size 2x
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