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Stroll into the Establishment Like "How Art Thou? I Hath a Large Phallus!" Baseball Tee
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walk up to the club like "how art thou? I hath a large phallus!" with this funny elizabethan lyric parody that would make Shakespeare himself proud! This funny parody is perfect for partying, going dancing, walking up to the club, going thrifting, impressing your english major friends, and boasting about your well endowed member.

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walk up to the club like "how art thou? I hath a large phallus!" with this funny elizabethan lyric parody that would make Shakespeare himself proud! This funny parody is perfect for partying, going dancing, walking up to the club, going thrifting, impressing your english major friends, and boasting about your well endowed member.
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