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Stroll into the Establishment Like "How Art Thou? I Hath a Large Phallus!" V-Neck Tee
Stroll into the Establishment Like "How Art Thou? I Hath a Large Phallus!" Vneck
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walk up to the club like "how art thou? I hath a large phallus!" with this funny elizabethan lyric parody that would make Shakespeare himself proud! This funny parody is perfect for partying, going dancing, walking up to the club, going thrifting, impressing your english major friends, and boasting about your well endowed member.

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walk up to the club like "how art thou? I hath a large phallus!" with this funny elizabethan lyric parody that would make Shakespeare himself proud! This funny parody is perfect for partying, going dancing, walking up to the club, going thrifting, impressing your english major friends, and boasting about your well endowed member.
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Katherine L.2018-09-23

My new shirt for Mondays

High fives from coworkers ALL DAY. I’ve been pulling 60 hour weeks, so it’s accurate AF.
Color heathered_black
Size 2x
Theresa A.2018-09-13

Holy science

Great design and super soft shirt.
Color oatmeal
Size lg
tina l.2018-09-09

Love the V-tee!

Shirt is great, nice and soft, fits well! Thanks
Color oatmeal
Size xl
Nancy O.2018-09-06

The Ruth Is On Fire

My T-shirts are great! Soft, vivid lettering and ready to wear. Thank you!
Color heathered_navy
Size 2x
Brittany M.2018-08-16

Perfect

So cute! True to size! Arrived on time
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Size sm
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