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Stroll into the Establishment Like "How Art Thou? I Hath a Large Phallus!"

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Cindy N.2018-10-05

It doesn't fit very well...

I can't believe how small these shirts run...I got the largest size they have...and it's still tight. It'll probably shrink in the wash...and that will be that. Since it's so difficult to find a woman's fitting tank with this slogan on it...I was backed into a corner to buy this. I won't buy it again. Fortunately, it was discounted.
Color white
Size 2x
Aimee C.2018-10-04

Runs Small

I ordered three shirts all in size medium. This one was very tight.
Color lavender
Size md
Joanna F.2018-08-12

Very happy

The price was great, the material is soft, and I love how it looks!
Color Lime
Size large
Julie C.2018-08-08

😁👍

So cute.....can’t wait to wear it on race day!!!!
Color Deep Pink
Size 2x-large
Tiffany W.2018-08-04

Love it!

Perfect! Just what I was looking for. Shipped quickly and looks great!
Color Black
Size medium
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