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You Suck Magic 8-Ball Fortune Tote Bag
You Suck Magic 8-Ball Fortune Tote
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You Suck Magic 8-Ball Fortune Tote Bag

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Show off your sassy side with this funny magic eight ball tote bag depicting a magic 8 ball surrounded by mist and stars with a rude fortune that simply says "you suck". This funny mystical tote bag is perfect for fans of fortune telling, magical items, mysticism, the occult, witchcraft, tarot, and being a sassy hater who just doesn't give a damn.

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Show off your sassy side with this funny magic eight ball tote bag depicting a magic 8 ball surrounded by mist and stars with a rude fortune that simply says "you suck". This funny mystical tote bag is perfect for fans of fortune telling, magical items, mysticism, the occult, witchcraft, tarot, and being a sassy hater who just doesn't give a damn.
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Show off your sassy side with this funny magic eight ball tote bag depicting a magic 8 ball surrounded by mist and stars with a rude fortune that simply says "you suck". This funny mystical tote bag is perfect for fans of fortune telling, magical items, mysticism, the occult, witchcraft, tarot, and being a sassy hater who just doesn't give a damn.

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Our Tote Bags are made from poly-poplin fabric and feature a dye-sublimation print on the front and back of the bag. They are washable, hand-sewn with double stitched seams and stress points to ensure durability, and feature a 1" wide, 30" long cotton strap. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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