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I Woke Up Like This: Pale T-Shirt
I Woke Up Like This: Pale Tee
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I Woke Up Like This: Pale T-Shirt

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I woke up like this... very very pale. If you're pale from your enjoyment of the great indoors or your many antisocial hobbies, let those mainstream tan people know that it's not a choice, your paleness is natural! Great for introverts, homebodies, vampires, and goths.

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I woke up like this... very very pale. If you're pale from your enjoyment of the great indoors or your many antisocial hobbies, let those mainstream tan people know that it's not a choice, your paleness is natural! Great for introverts, homebodies, vampires, and goths.
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