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If I Had a Dog as Ugly as You T-Shirts
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Show your love of baseball and the sandlot with this funny "Ham" quote. This 90s kid tee shirt features an illustration of a catcher's mask and the phrase "If I had a dog as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards."Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} Reviewspatrick f.2021-01-15
It is all that
Wow cool shirt
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dark_athletic_gray
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patrick f.2021-01-15
Love it
Real nice ,will def do buisnes again
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3x
Tiffany L.2021-01-14
Bought as a gift
Bought as a gift for my friend. Size is great and fast shipping too!
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black
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2x
Xander S.2021-01-13
Arrived fast & good quality
Been looking for a shirt like this for years! The shirt and print are excellent quality.
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Sarah C.2021-01-12
Very comfy!
I was very pleasantly surprised by how super soft and comfortable this tee is! I’ll definitely be ordering again.
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Darcy P.2021-01-11
Great selection, awesome quality
I love these shirts. Good quality, quick shipping, amazing customer service. I do normally order a size up though
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Susan C.2021-01-10
Love this shirt!
Very nice quality T-shirt and the artwork is adorable. I'm very happy with my purchase.
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Chloe P.2021-01-09
Great looking print, and comfortable
Great looking print, and comfortable fabric!
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MARY P.2021-01-09
Looks great!
Nice, soft shirt, image looks good.
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black
Size
sm
Stephanie H.2021-01-06
Great shirt
I'm so excited for this shirt and it came in super fast too!
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black
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lg
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