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Too Gay For This World Tote Bag
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I am just too gay for this world. I'm on a UFO hurtling through space blasting wonderful gay rainbows at all the aliens because being gay is the best. Show your gay pride with this cute ufo tote, and let them know you're just too gay for this lame planet sorry.

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Janet M.2019-10-04

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My BFF and I share a special friendship, always filled with inappropriate joking around to release the stress and frustration of our family, children and our husbands, who are engineers. One thing we share is a love for knitting but since we are women, we don't have a sack to contain our balls. Now we do except our ball sack is smooth and odor free. The long straps make it easy to carry, even if your balls are too big or too heavy for any normal sack. So, if you have balls and you need a place to put them, this is a great sack.
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