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Getting Real Tired of Your Shit Mercury T-Shirt
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Mercury's retrograde may be turning your life upside down, but that doesn't mean you can't throw some sass back into the universe. Forget your troubles and tell off mercury with this funny and sassy, meme style, mercury shirt!

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Mercury's retrograde may be turning your life upside down, but that doesn't mean you can't throw some sass back into the universe. Forget your troubles and tell off mercury with this funny and sassy, meme style, mercury shirt!
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