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Do Not Make Me Get Out the Red Pen Crewneck Sweatshirt
Do Not Make Me Get Out the Red Pen Pullover
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Do Not Make Me Get Out the Red Pen Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I have a red pen and I know how to use it. If you are a good student you may never see the red pen of doom, but if you are not, I will use it on all your failed tests and detentions with no remorse. A teacher's gotta do what they gotta do and that include using the red pen when they have too.

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I have a red pen and I know how to use it. If you are a good student you may never see the red pen of doom, but if you are not, I will use it on all your failed tests and detentions with no remorse. A teacher's gotta do what they gotta do and that include using the red pen when they have too.
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I have a red pen and I know how to use it. If you are a good student you may never see the red pen of doom, but if you are not, I will use it on all your failed tests and detentions with no remorse. A teacher's gotta do what they gotta do and that include using the red pen when they have too.

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Julia I.2019-03-22

Phenomenal

I bought this sweatshirt for petty reasons as someone I know has an issue with using people’s preferred pronouns
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Heidi A.2019-03-19

Comfortable, Awesome Graphic

Comfortable, and the graphic is awesome. Wore it as soon as I opened it.
Color black
Size 2x
Noelia2019-03-13

So cute. Got tons of

So cute. Got tons of compliments from friends. Fits tighter around waist then chest area, but solved by going size up. Would reccomend
Color black
Size 2x
Katie S.2019-03-12

Fits great, wonderful quality and

Fits great, wonderful quality and hilarious
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size xl
Malissa C.2019-03-08

Way too small

Bought a size up and it was still too small. The sleeves are super long too. Customer service was great, got a refund but still disappointing.
Color black
Size 2x
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