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Romance Needs Sex Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle T-Shirt
Romance Needs Sex Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle Tee
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Romance Needs Sex Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle T-Shirt

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Ah, you know how the old saying goes- Romance needs sex like a… fish needs a… bicycle. In that it doesn't. Romantic and sexual attractions run along two totally separate spectrums, dude! And anyone who doesn't respect that ought to be shown the door. Grab this sweet asexual pride shirt today, and put those chumps in their place.

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