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Romance Needs Sex Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle Hooded Sweatshirts
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Ah, you know how the old saying goes- Romance needs sex like a… fish needs a… bicycle. In that it doesn't. Romantic and sexual attractions run along two totally separate spectrums, dude! And anyone who doesn't respect that ought to be shown the door. Grab this sweet asexual pride shirt today, and put those chumps in their place.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsDerek D.2023-01-02
Excellent
Excellent
Color
black
Size
2x
Derek D.2023-01-02
Great hoodie, soft and warm
Great hoodie, soft and warm
Color
black
Size
2x
Greydon G.2022-02-11
Perfect sweatshirt
My daughter loves it. Soft material. She is a thin, 5’5” teenager and we bought her a medium. It is a great, slightly oversized sweatshirt at that size, but not too big. Sleeves are just the right length.
Color
athletic_gray
Size
md
MATTHEW D.2022-02-10
Perfect
Just some PERFECT funny HOODIES. I bought 20+ so far for the family!
Color
athletic_royal
Size
lg
Lauren K.2022-01-20
Love it!
Soft and Fits perfect!
Color
athletic_gray
Size
md
Henry L.2021-10-25
Good Quality Product
Good Quality Product
Color
athletic_royal
Size
xl
Jordan C.2021-05-13
This is the softest damn hoodie
I was pleasantly surprised the first time I put this bad boy on. IT'S SO SOFT ON THE INSIDE. I never want to take it off.
Color
black
Size
xl
Heidi C.2021-04-19
Perfect!
My daughter loved it!
Color
athletic_gray
Size
sm
Courtney B.2021-04-16
A gift for a friend
He loved it! Product exactly as described!
Color
black
Size
2x
Gillian B.2021-04-09
Love it
It’s comfy and the design is perfect and not too expensive just perfect
Color
black
Size
xl
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