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If I Don't Get Drunk The Terrorists Win Tank Top
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Getting drunk on the 4th of July is extremely important for the security of our great nation of the USA. If you or I don't get drunk on the 4th, this means that the terrorists have truly won. So down that awesome patriotic beer and get ready to drink for Freedom with this patriotic design!

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Getting drunk on the 4th of July is extremely important for the security of our great nation of the USA. If you or I don't get drunk on the 4th, this means that the terrorists have truly won. So down that awesome patriotic beer and get ready to drink for Freedom with this patriotic design!
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Getting drunk on the 4th of July is extremely important for the security of our great nation of the USA. If you or I don't get drunk on the 4th, this means that the terrorists have truly won. So down that awesome patriotic beer and get ready to drink for Freedom with this patriotic design!

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Samantha G.2019-04-10

Color is off

The Ink isn't bright pink. It's white with a barely pink tinge. A little disappointed, but whatever. Also I got the 2x unisex tank top, and due to the sizing chart, I'd thought it'd fit tighter. (I even measured myself). It's just slightly too big. I probably could've sized down.
Color black
Size 2x
Mayra N.2019-03-12

I really should’ve been a cowboy

Fits comfortably and the graphic is great!
Color white
Size md
MaryAnne G.2019-03-11

Redneck Macgyver T's

Perfect fit and a hit at the event.
Color heathered_blue_bc
Size xl
Sarah R.2019-03-11

Love this!

Such a cute little shirt. Had some issues with the printing and they sent out a new one, printed perfectly for free.
Color black
Size xs
Ashlie L.2019-02-27

Super nice quality!

The shirt came pretty fast and once it was washed, it's soft and comfy.
Color black
Size md
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