The Mothership Told Me Not to Talk to Strangers Baby One-Piece

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Remember your instructions from the mothership: infiltrate earth, live among the humans, don’t talk to strangers, and don’t be noticed. If you’re a lonely introverted alien just trying to fit into the human lifestyle of sitting on the couch, eating pizza, watching Netflix, and cuddling with cats, this cute ufo shirt is perfect for you!