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Earth Sucks T-Shirt
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Earth Sucks T-Shirt

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This shirt is perfect for the alien loving, extraterrestrial believing, earth hating nerd in all of us. If you wish you could go somewhere with your alien friend, you hate earth. So grab this Earth Sucks shirt, and let all those other non-believers now that you are serious.

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This shirt is perfect for the alien loving, extraterrestrial believing, earth hating nerd in all of us. If you wish you could go somewhere with your alien friend, you hate earth. So grab this Earth Sucks shirt, and let all those other non-believers now that you are serious.
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