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Burpees Are Satan's Gift To Mankind T-Shirt
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Burpees Are Satan's Gift To Mankind T-Shirt

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Thanks, Satan. You send us Cinnabon to tempt us, and burpees to punish us. Ain't that just how it goes? Regardless, by the end of your set, you'll likely be writhing on the ground and foaming at the mouth, so it all shakes out in the end. Before you hit the gym (or get swallowed whole into the fiery pits of Inferno), grab this cute workout shirt today!

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Thanks, Satan. You send us Cinnabon to tempt us, and burpees to punish us. Ain't that just how it goes? Regardless, by the end of your set, you'll likely be writhing on the ground and foaming at the mouth, so it all shakes out in the end. Before you hit the gym (or get swallowed whole into the fiery pits of Inferno), grab this cute workout shirt today!
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