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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Racerback Tank
Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Racerback
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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Joanna F.2018-08-12

Very happy

The price was great, the material is soft, and I love how it looks!
Color Lime
Size large
Julie C.2018-08-08

😁👍

So cute.....can’t wait to wear it on race day!!!!
Color Deep Pink
Size 2x-large
Tiffany W.2018-08-04

Love it!

Perfect! Just what I was looking for. Shipped quickly and looks great!
Color Black
Size medium
Angela V.2018-08-03

Perfect Gift

My good friend loves Garrus and when describing what Garrus was to another friend, this shirt was the first result in a Google search! yay! She loved the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Color Black
Size large
Cindy K.2018-08-02

Camp shirt

Love My what happens at the river stays at the river tank top,they run small and I got a quick response back with my sizing question,I normally wear a med but got a large,fits well not baggy,it was delivered exacting when it was suppose to be
Color Gray
Size large
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