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First Things First I'm The Realest (Descartes) Hoodie
First Things First I'm The Realest (Descartes) Hoodie
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First Things First I'm The Realest (Descartes) Hoodie

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Rene Descartes, the famous philosopher, once came to the conclusion, "Cogito ergo sum" which roughly translates to "first things first I'm the realest", or "I think therefore I am". Get a laugh from philosophy majors with this funny t shirt featuring a misquote perfect for fans of pop music and deep thinking.

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Rene Descartes, the famous philosopher, once came to the conclusion, "Cogito ergo sum" which roughly translates to "first things first I'm the realest", or "I think therefore I am". Get a laugh from philosophy majors with this funny t shirt featuring a misquote perfect for fans of pop music and deep thinking.
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Rene Descartes, the famous philosopher, once came to the conclusion, "Cogito ergo sum" which roughly translates to "first things first I'm the realest", or "I think therefore I am". Get a laugh from philosophy majors with this funny t shirt featuring a misquote perfect for fans of pop music and deep thinking.

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Karen W.2019-12-05

Great service and fast delivery

Great service and fast delivery
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Amanda J.2019-11-18

Omg did it keep me

Omg did it keep me warm or what!!!!
Color cardinal_red
Size 3x
Emily B.2019-09-25

Great sweatshirt

I bought this for my 16 year old son, and he loves it. Good quality and design looks exactly like photo.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Ellen I.2019-09-05

Fit and Comfortable

Perfect Fit and hella comfortable
Color black
Size md
Summer K.2019-08-01

Love the hoodie!

It was a little thinner then expected, but it’s crazy cute and super comfy!
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paula g.2019-07-21

Love this hoodie

Super soft and comfortable, my new favorite hoodie
Color black
Size lg
Anamaria J.2019-06-09

Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend,

Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend, he loved it!
Color purple
Size md
Sophia J.2019-05-13

Perfect!

The size, color and print were on point I’m so happy!
Color purple
Size xl
Darcelle H.2019-04-25

It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt

It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt now
Color heathered_gray
Size lg
Whitney R.2019-04-24

Great Customer Service!

I ordered a hoodie and when it arrived, there was some bleeding of the ink outside of the image. I contacted customer service, after 5 pm, and was responded to right away! They were super helpful and fixed the issue right away!!
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