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First Things First I'm The Realest (Descartes) Hoodie
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsRene Descartes, the famous philosopher, once came to the conclusion, "Cogito ergo sum" which roughly translates to "first things first I'm the realest", or "I think therefore I am". Get a laugh from philosophy majors with this funny t shirt featuring a misquote perfect for fans of pop music and deep thinking.
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Rene Descartes, the famous philosopher, once came to the conclusion, "Cogito ergo sum" which roughly translates to "first things first I'm the realest", or "I think therefore I am". Get a laugh from philosophy majors with this funny t shirt featuring a misquote perfect for fans of pop music and deep thinking.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsKaren W.2019-12-05
Great service and fast delivery
Great service and fast delivery
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athletic_gray
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md
Amanda J.2019-11-18
Omg did it keep me
Omg did it keep me warm or what!!!!
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cardinal_red
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3x
Emily B.2019-09-25
Great sweatshirt
I bought this for my 16 year old son, and he loves it. Good quality and design looks exactly like photo.
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athletic_gray
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lg
Ellen I.2019-09-05
Fit and Comfortable
Perfect Fit and hella comfortable
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black
Size
md
Summer K.2019-08-01
Love the hoodie!
It was a little thinner then expected, but it’s crazy cute and super comfy!
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paula g.2019-07-21
Love this hoodie
Super soft and comfortable, my new favorite hoodie
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black
Size
lg
Anamaria J.2019-06-09
Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend,
Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend, he loved it!
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purple
Size
md
Sophia J.2019-05-13
Perfect!
The size, color and print were on point I’m so happy!
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purple
Size
xl
Darcelle H.2019-04-25
It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt
It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt now
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heathered_gray
Size
lg
Whitney R.2019-04-24
Great Customer Service!
I ordered a hoodie and when it arrived, there was some bleeding of the ink outside of the image. I contacted customer service, after 5 pm, and was responded to right away! They were super helpful and fixed the issue right away!!
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