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First Things First I'm The Realest (Descartes) T-Shirt
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First Things First I'm The Realest (Descartes) T-Shirt

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Rene Descartes, the famous philosopher, once came to the conclusion, "Cogito ergo sum" which roughly translates to "first things first I'm the realest", or "I think therefore I am". Get a laugh from philosophy majors with this funny t shirt featuring a misquote perfect for fans of pop music and deep thinking.

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Rene Descartes, the famous philosopher, once came to the conclusion, "Cogito ergo sum" which roughly translates to "first things first I'm the realest", or "I think therefore I am". Get a laugh from philosophy majors with this funny t shirt featuring a misquote perfect for fans of pop music and deep thinking.
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