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If You Can't Handle A Bong You Can't Handle This Dong T-Shirt
If You Can't Handle A Bong You Can't Handle This Dong Tee
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If You Can't Handle A Bong You Can't Handle This Dong T-Shirt

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This funny pothead shirt features a smoking bong and the phrase "if you can't handle a bong you can't handle this dong" and is perfect for people who smoke weed, love marijuana, ganja, drugs, getting high, flirting, and is ideal for showing the world you like people who like doing bong hits wherever you go!

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This funny pothead shirt features a smoking bong and the phrase "if you can't handle a bong you can't handle this dong" and is perfect for people who smoke weed, love marijuana, ganja, drugs, getting high, flirting, and is ideal for showing the world you like people who like doing bong hits wherever you go!
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