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Moisture Is the Essence of Wetness T-Shirt
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Moisture Is the Essence of Wetness T-Shirt

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Moisture, my friends, is the essence of wetness. Of course that means wetness is the essence of beauty. If you understand that moisturizer can give you the type of beauty you desire, than this funny movie quote with a merman staring at you through the television screen is perfect for sharing your love of goofy and strange male models everywhere!
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