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I'm Not Lazy I'm Conserving My Potential Hooded Sweatshirts
I'm Not Lazy I'm Conserving My Potential Hoodie
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I'm Not Lazy I'm Conserving My Potential Hooded Sweatshirts

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I'm not spending my entire day on the couch marathoning shows, browsing the internet, reading books, napping, listening to music, playing video games because I'm lazy, I'm doing it to conserve my potential kinetic energy! As long as I move as little as possible I won't lose any of it, that's how physics work right? Obey the laws of physics and conserve your energy with this funny nerd t shirt perfect for science and math nerds, engineers, physicists, and people who need a good excuse to sit.

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I'm not spending my entire day on the couch marathoning shows, browsing the internet, reading books, napping, listening to music, playing video games because I'm lazy, I'm doing it to conserve my potential kinetic energy! As long as I move as little as possible I won't lose any of it, that's how physics work right? Obey the laws of physics and conserve your energy with this funny nerd t shirt perfect for science and math nerds, engineers, physicists, and people who need a good excuse to sit.
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I'm not spending my entire day on the couch marathoning shows, browsing the internet, reading books, napping, listening to music, playing video games because I'm lazy, I'm doing it to conserve my potential kinetic energy! As long as I move as little as possible I won't lose any of it, that's how physics work right? Obey the laws of physics and conserve your energy with this funny nerd t shirt perfect for science and math nerds, engineers, physicists, and people who need a good excuse to sit.

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Greydon G.2022-02-11

Perfect sweatshirt

My daughter loves it. Soft material. She is a thin, 5’5” teenager and we bought her a medium. It is a great, slightly oversized sweatshirt at that size, but not too big. Sleeves are just the right length.
Color athletic_gray
Size md
MATTHEW D.2022-02-10

Perfect

Just some PERFECT funny HOODIES. I bought 20+ so far for the family!
Color athletic_royal
Size lg
Lauren K.2022-01-20

Love it!

Soft and Fits perfect!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Henry L.2021-10-25

Good Quality Product

Good Quality Product
Color athletic_royal
Size xl
Jordan C.2021-05-13

This is the softest damn hoodie

I was pleasantly surprised the first time I put this bad boy on. IT'S SO SOFT ON THE INSIDE. I never want to take it off.
Color black
Size xl
Heidi C.2021-04-19

Perfect!

My daughter loved it!
Color athletic_gray
Size sm
Courtney B.2021-04-16

A gift for a friend

He loved it! Product exactly as described!
Color black
Size 2x
Gillian B.2021-04-09

Love it

It’s comfy and the design is perfect and not too expensive just perfect
Color black
Size xl
Courtney B.2021-04-08

Perfect

Perfect
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Brooklyn M.2021-03-30

Great Quality!

My order got here quickly AND is made very well.
Color black
Size md
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