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Wallet As Thick As My Thighs Tank Top
Wallet As Thick As My Thighs Tank
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Wallet As Thick As My Thighs Tank Top

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This funny body positive shirt features the phrase "my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs" and is a great way to show you're poor, thick, and loving life and is ideal for wearing to college, the dorm, class, university, school, the gym, working out, going to concerts, or just hanging out with your cat!

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This funny body positive shirt features the phrase "my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs" and is a great way to show you're poor, thick, and loving life and is ideal for wearing to college, the dorm, class, university, school, the gym, working out, going to concerts, or just hanging out with your cat!
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