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Don't Take Me For Granite Tote Bag
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Some people might try to take a geologist for granite, but they don't know schist! Whether you're a geologist, a science lover, or just think geology puns are super funny, this funny science tote bag is sure to please, and make anyone in need of some nerd style in your life super happy! Don't take geekiness for granite.

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Some people might try to take a geologist for granite, but they don't know schist! Whether you're a geologist, a science lover, or just think geology puns are super funny, this funny science tote bag is sure to please, and make anyone in need of some nerd style in your life super happy! Don't take geekiness for granite.
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