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Turn The Page, Wash Your Hands Tank Top
Turn The Page, Wash Your Hands Tank
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Turn The Page, Wash Your Hands Tank Top

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And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands. There's nothing quite as serene as the germaphobic ramblings of Filburt the turtle from Rocko's Modern Life. When you want to rock your 90's kid pride, grab this nerdy nostalgia shirt today. And then maybe go wash your hands.

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And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands. There's nothing quite as serene as the germaphobic ramblings of Filburt the turtle from Rocko's Modern Life. When you want to rock your 90's kid pride, grab this nerdy nostalgia shirt today. And then maybe go wash your hands.
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