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14 Billion Years of Cosmic History Tank Top
14 Billion Years of Cosmic History Tank
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14 Billion Years of Cosmic History Tank Top

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The universe was created 14 billion years ago and after all that time I'm looking at cat pictures on the internet, so that must be important....progress or something, right? Look at kittens on the internet with this funny cat t shirt perfect for looking at cute pictures of cats on the internet while you have an existential reflection about your place in the cosmos.

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The universe was created 14 billion years ago and after all that time I'm looking at cat pictures on the internet, so that must be important....progress or something, right? Look at kittens on the internet with this funny cat t shirt perfect for looking at cute pictures of cats on the internet while you have an existential reflection about your place in the cosmos.
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