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Yeeeaaaahhhh I don't think I can go to your social event party thing I gotta pretend to be doing something important enough to not go. Get out of that thing you don't want to go to with this funny introvert t shirt with the perfect excuse to stay at home in your cozy blanket fort and play video games, read, blog, listen to music, pet your cat or dog, binge watch shows, workout, or whatever you'd rather be doing from the comfort and isolation of your own home.

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Yeeeaaaahhhh I don't think I can go to your social event party thing I gotta pretend to be doing something important enough to not go. Get out of that thing you don't want to go to with this funny introvert t shirt with the perfect excuse to stay at home in your cozy blanket fort and play video games, read, blog, listen to music, pet your cat or dog, binge watch shows, workout, or whatever you'd rather be doing from the comfort and isolation of your own home.
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