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Hey Girl Green Eggs And Damn Tank Top
Hey Girl Green Eggs And Damn Tank
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Hey Girl Green Eggs And Damn Tank Top

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This funny flirty shirt features the phrase "damn girl did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid 'cause green eggs and damn" and is perfect for people who love funny pickup lines, flirty shirts, Dr. Seuss books, children's literature, and is perfect for wearing to school, college, university, partying, drinking, and hanging out with friends!

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This funny flirty shirt features the phrase "damn girl did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid 'cause green eggs and damn" and is perfect for people who love funny pickup lines, flirty shirts, Dr. Seuss books, children's literature, and is perfect for wearing to school, college, university, partying, drinking, and hanging out with friends!
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