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I'm Not Lazy I'm Prolonging the Probable Heat Death of the Universe T-Shirt
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Entropy is going to catch up with us sooner or later, and I'm just doing my part to extend the universe's lifespan by releasing as little energy as humanly possible. Conserve your energy with this funny science t shirt which uses scientific fact to justify sitting on the couch watching netflix, reading, browsing the web, napping, and procrastinating. This nerdy t shirt is the perfect gift for scientists and lazy nerds alike!

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Entropy is going to catch up with us sooner or later, and I'm just doing my part to extend the universe's lifespan by releasing as little energy as humanly possible. Conserve your energy with this funny science t shirt which uses scientific fact to justify sitting on the couch watching netflix, reading, browsing the web, napping, and procrastinating. This nerdy t shirt is the perfect gift for scientists and lazy nerds alike!
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