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You Can Call Me Mars Because I've Got No Life Baseball Tee
You Can Call Me Mars Because I've Got No Life Baseball
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You Can Call Me Mars Because I've Got No Life Baseball Tee

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There's no life on Mars. Relatedly, I also have no life. I'm trash, sorry. Break the ice with this funny self deprecating space joke t shirt perfect for a socially awkward introvert, a lifeless rock planet NASA sends little space exportation rovers to die alone on, or a scientist astronomer who spends way too much time in the lab or the observatory collecting data and conducting experiments to have a social life outside of peer review.

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There's no life on Mars. Relatedly, I also have no life. I'm trash, sorry. Break the ice with this funny self deprecating space joke t shirt perfect for a socially awkward introvert, a lifeless rock planet NASA sends little space exportation rovers to die alone on, or a scientist astronomer who spends way too much time in the lab or the observatory collecting data and conducting experiments to have a social life outside of peer review.
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