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You Can Call Me Mars Because I've Got No Life T-Shirt
You Can Call Me Mars Because I've Got No Life Tee
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There's no life on Mars. Relatedly, I also have no life. I'm trash, sorry. Break the ice with this funny self deprecating space joke t shirt perfect for a socially awkward introvert, a lifeless rock planet NASA sends little space exportation rovers to die alone on, or a scientist astronomer who spends way too much time in the lab or the observatory collecting data and conducting experiments to have a social life outside of peer review.

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There's no life on Mars. Relatedly, I also have no life. I'm trash, sorry. Break the ice with this funny self deprecating space joke t shirt perfect for a socially awkward introvert, a lifeless rock planet NASA sends little space exportation rovers to die alone on, or a scientist astronomer who spends way too much time in the lab or the observatory collecting data and conducting experiments to have a social life outside of peer review.
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There's no life on Mars. Relatedly, I also have no life. I'm trash, sorry. Break the ice with this funny self deprecating space joke t shirt perfect for a socially awkward introvert, a lifeless rock planet NASA sends little space exportation rovers to die alone on, or a scientist astronomer who spends way too much time in the lab or the observatory collecting data and conducting experiments to have a social life outside of peer review.

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Deborah S.2019-04-09

Absolutely beautiful

I ordered 2 shirts. One for myself and one for my daughter. We absolutely ove rye shirts. They are very well made and fit great
Color athletic_brown
Size 2x
Clifford M.2019-04-08

Great fit, once I pulled

Great fit, once I pulled the stiff tag from the neck.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Andrea O.2019-04-07

**** yeah!

Bought this shirt for my boyfriend and we both love it. Great print, awesome design, comfortable fabric. All around great product. Love buying from these guys. Keep up the creativity.
Color black
Size 2x
luis c.2019-04-05

Excellent product for the price

Excellent product for the price
Color pool
Size lg
Amanda B.2019-04-05

Great fit and great fabric

Great fit and great fabric
Color black
Size md
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