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I Just Really, Really, REALLY Don't Care About your Kids. Tank Top
I Just Really, Really, REALLY Don't Care About your Kids. Tank
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I Just Really, Really, REALLY Don't Care About your Kids. Tank Top

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I know you like to post your kids all over facebook. I know you think they are the most talented pieces of frogspawn placed on this earth. I know you love them beyond words but I am sorry, I just really, really, REALLY don't give a fuck about your kids. So please stop stuffing pictures of them in my face and move along, I like having hobbies and dreams, not children.

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I know you like to post your kids all over facebook. I know you think they are the most talented pieces of frogspawn placed on this earth. I know you love them beyond words but I am sorry, I just really, really, REALLY don't give a fuck about your kids. So please stop stuffing pictures of them in my face and move along, I like having hobbies and dreams, not children.
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