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Roses Are Red, Golden Is Honey, Keep All Your Valentines And Just Send Me Money Tank Top
Roses Are Red, Golden Is Honey, Keep All Your Valentines And Just Send Me Money Tank
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Yeah, no, I'm good. You can keep all your sweet nothings and profound declarations of eternal love and just send me the cash. You're all about a no-nonsense Valentine's Day, and you're ready to show it off to the world. This makes a great ironic gift for friends, or for yourself if you feel like gearing up your rad sass. Grab this cute nerdy shirt today, and shut those wannabe lover boys down.

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Yeah, no, I'm good. You can keep all your sweet nothings and profound declarations of eternal love and just send me the cash. You're all about a no-nonsense Valentine's Day, and you're ready to show it off to the world. This makes a great ironic gift for friends, or for yourself if you feel like gearing up your rad sass. Grab this cute nerdy shirt today, and shut those wannabe lover boys down.
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Natalie W.2018-09-13

Love this shirt! Great customer

Love this shirt! Great customer service!
Color gold
Size md
Maggie S.2018-08-16

TANKIE TOP

I love these tank tops.
Color white
Size 2x
jeana h.2018-08-15

Awesome shirt! Fits tts

Awesome shirt! Fits tts
Color Heathered Gray
Size medium
Rachel F.2018-08-15

Excellent design!

Excellent design!
Color Heathered Gray
Size medium
Donna G.2018-08-13

“CUTE”

Everyone loved the shirt, couldn’t have come at a better time, as the coach was drilling team on calling the ball. I ordered mans shirt because I didn’t t like the style of women’s, however, if the shirt is for female, sports bra or undershirt is necessary, I wish the top/sleeve was a little wider too, school policy is credit card width on sleeveless tops and this one was just under that. Overall, a great product with a cute print for a good price!
Color Black
Size x-large
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