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Roses Are Red, Golden Is Honey, Keep All Your Valentines And Just Send Me Money Baby One-Piece
Roses Are Red, Golden Is Honey, Keep All Your Valentines And Just Send Me Money Baby
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Yeah, no, I'm good. You can keep all your sweet nothings and profound declarations of eternal love and just send me the cash. You're all about a no-nonsense Valentine's Day, and you're ready to show it off to the world. This makes a great ironic gift for friends, or for yourself if you feel like gearing up your rad sass. Grab this cute nerdy shirt today, and shut those wannabe lover boys down.

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Yeah, no, I'm good. You can keep all your sweet nothings and profound declarations of eternal love and just send me the cash. You're all about a no-nonsense Valentine's Day, and you're ready to show it off to the world. This makes a great ironic gift for friends, or for yourself if you feel like gearing up your rad sass. Grab this cute nerdy shirt today, and shut those wannabe lover boys down.
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Yeah, no, I'm good. You can keep all your sweet nothings and profound declarations of eternal love and just send me the cash. You're all about a no-nonsense Valentine's Day, and you're ready to show it off to the world. This makes a great ironic gift for friends, or for yourself if you feel like gearing up your rad sass. Grab this cute nerdy shirt today, and shut those wannabe lover boys down.

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Ray G.2019-05-21

You guys rock!

Thank you for a very smooth transaction and a great product. 😎👍🏼
Color turquoise
Size 12mos
Monika V.2019-03-27

Onesies

Got them earlier than expected. They were a big hit at the party!
Color turquoise
Size 12mos
L H.2019-03-23

5 stars

5 stars
Color light_blue
Size 6mos
Ember C.2019-03-18

Perfect

It's exactly what I expected :)
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Size 6mos
Gustavo C.2019-03-16

Love it

Super cool and cute
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Size 6mos
Rosa R.2019-01-25

Loved it!

Loved it!
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Size 6mos
John B.2019-01-19

All is good

Quick and as promised. Nice garment.
Color heathered_light_gray_rs
Size 18mos
Sherri H.2018-08-06

Mufasa Onsie

Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04

I hella love it!

I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 12 months
John R.2018-07-27

great service, small size

I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 24 months
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