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Roses Are Red, Golden Is Honey, Keep All Your Valentines And Just Send Me Money Tank Top
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Yeah, no, I'm good. You can keep all your sweet nothings and profound declarations of eternal love and just send me the cash. You're all about a no-nonsense Valentine's Day, and you're ready to show it off to the world. This makes a great ironic gift for friends, or for yourself if you feel like gearing up your rad sass. Grab this cute nerdy shirt today, and shut those wannabe lover boys down.

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Yeah, no, I'm good. You can keep all your sweet nothings and profound declarations of eternal love and just send me the cash. You're all about a no-nonsense Valentine's Day, and you're ready to show it off to the world. This makes a great ironic gift for friends, or for yourself if you feel like gearing up your rad sass. Grab this cute nerdy shirt today, and shut those wannabe lover boys down.
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