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If He Touches You Claw His Eyes Out Hooded Sweatshirts
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Channel your inner Velociraptor girl gang with this patriarchy crushing design. This pro-feminist shirt features an illustration of a Raptor and the phrase "If He Touches You Claw His Eyes Out." Put the kick-ass into Jurassic with this dinosaur feminist design.

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Channel your inner Velociraptor girl gang with this patriarchy crushing design. This pro-feminist shirt features an illustration of a Raptor and the phrase "If He Touches You Claw His Eyes Out." Put the kick-ass into Jurassic with this dinosaur feminist design.
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