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My Ideal Weight Is Captain Kirk On Top Of Me Tank Top
My Ideal Weight Is Captain Kirk On Top Of Me Tank
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My Ideal Weight Is Captain Kirk On Top Of Me Tank Top

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This funny shirt features the phrase "my ideal weight is Captain Kirk on top of me" and is perfect for people who love Captain Kirk, Star Trek, movies, the Enterprise, going boldly where no man has gone before, hot celebrities, and is ideal for showing your fangirl or fanboy pride at school, college, university, in the gym working out, going to Star Trek conventions, or just hanging out with your cat watching Captain Kirk in action on Netflix!

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This funny shirt features the phrase "my ideal weight is Captain Kirk on top of me" and is perfect for people who love Captain Kirk, Star Trek, movies, the Enterprise, going boldly where no man has gone before, hot celebrities, and is ideal for showing your fangirl or fanboy pride at school, college, university, in the gym working out, going to Star Trek conventions, or just hanging out with your cat watching Captain Kirk in action on Netflix!
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