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Party Like it's The Permian Triassic Extinction Event T-Shirt
Party Like it's The Permian Triassic Extinction Event Tee
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Party Like it's The Permian Triassic Extinction Event T-Shirt

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Party like an arduously slow, great dying event that takes years and years to wipe out 80-95% of all life on earth, mainly consisting of invertebrate marine life, while ushering in the triassic prehistoric era! WOOOO! So party like there's no tomorrow, I guess? Get nerdy in the club with this funny party t shirt which is the perfect gift for paleontologists, scientists, nerds, geeks, and anyone else with an appreciation for prehistoric jokes and partying like theres no tomorrow.

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Party like an arduously slow, great dying event that takes years and years to wipe out 80-95% of all life on earth, mainly consisting of invertebrate marine life, while ushering in the triassic prehistoric era! WOOOO! So party like there's no tomorrow, I guess? Get nerdy in the club with this funny party t shirt which is the perfect gift for paleontologists, scientists, nerds, geeks, and anyone else with an appreciation for prehistoric jokes and partying like theres no tomorrow.
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Party like an arduously slow, great dying event that takes years and years to wipe out 80-95% of all life on earth, mainly consisting of invertebrate marine life, while ushering in the triassic prehistoric era! WOOOO! So party like there's no tomorrow, I guess? Get nerdy in the club with this funny party t shirt which is the perfect gift for paleontologists, scientists, nerds, geeks, and anyone else with an appreciation for prehistoric jokes and partying like theres no tomorrow.

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Our fitted Men’s Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.{{ sku }}

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Leviathen J.2018-12-01

Boop

Boop
Color black
Size md
Rob H.2018-11-28

Runs small

Runs a whole size small wish it came in a xxxl got it for my dad
Color green
Size 2x
Jeffrey W.2018-11-24

T-Shirt

I’ve never felt so openly gay around my family. Boner jams and nuts smacking.
Color pool
Size 2x
Ben S.2018-11-23

Screenprint is slightly off but

Screenprint is slightly off but the customer support was great and overall I like the shirt!
Color black
Size md
Oliver T.2018-11-23

Shrinks Badly

Love the design, it was printed well and accurate. The t-shirt, however, shrunk at least a full size on its first wash, maybe even two sizes. Size up.
Color black
Size lg
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