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It's Likely I Will Die Next To A Pile Of Things I Was Meaning To Read T-Shirt
It's Likely I Will Die Next To A Pile Of Things I Was Meaning To Read Tee
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To quote Lemony Snicket, you too are overwhelmed with the amount of reading you have yet to accomplish. Don't be daunted by your reading list for the new year with this inspirational script for the literary buff in you.

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Mary B.2018-09-06

as pictured

I am satisfied with the t shirt. The only reason it did not get a 5 star review is because it smelled of vinegar. I washed the shirt and gave it as a gift. The recipient was overjoyed.
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Joanne R.2018-08-16

RBG as icon

Excellent t-shirt, fast shipping = all good
Color white
Size lg
Tamara S.2018-08-01

Always Hungry

Thank you for the quick and easy sizing assistance, large fits perfectly on a 10 year old! Great quality of not only material but also print. Shirt made my son Pilot so **HaPpY**!!!
Color Athletic Denim
Size large
Judy O.2018-07-29

Bacon T-shirt

Nice t-shirt and grandson loves it. Very good quality.
Color Gray
Size medium
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