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I Want to be a Barnacle on His Ship Hooded Sweatshirts
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Have you ever seen a guy so hot that you thought "I want to be barnacle on his ship, just hanging on by my mouth, getting all the nutrients I need." Channel your inner surly bartender and be the new girl (or new guy) in the heart of the object of your lust.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsGreydon G.2022-02-11
Perfect sweatshirt
My daughter loves it. Soft material. She is a thin, 5’5” teenager and we bought her a medium. It is a great, slightly oversized sweatshirt at that size, but not too big. Sleeves are just the right length.
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athletic_gray
Size
md
MATTHEW D.2022-02-10
Perfect
Just some PERFECT funny HOODIES. I bought 20+ so far for the family!
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athletic_royal
Size
lg
Lauren K.2022-01-20
Love it!
Soft and Fits perfect!
Color
athletic_gray
Size
md
Henry L.2021-10-25
Good Quality Product
Good Quality Product
Color
athletic_royal
Size
xl
Jordan C.2021-05-13
This is the softest damn hoodie
I was pleasantly surprised the first time I put this bad boy on. IT'S SO SOFT ON THE INSIDE. I never want to take it off.
Color
black
Size
xl
Heidi C.2021-04-19
Perfect!
My daughter loved it!
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athletic_gray
Size
sm
Courtney B.2021-04-16
A gift for a friend
He loved it! Product exactly as described!
Color
black
Size
2x
Gillian B.2021-04-09
Love it
It’s comfy and the design is perfect and not too expensive just perfect
Color
black
Size
xl
Courtney B.2021-04-08
Perfect
Perfect
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Brooklyn M.2021-03-30
Great Quality!
My order got here quickly AND is made very well.
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black
Size
md
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